What do you do with all that poop?

After thoroughly patrolling your yard like poop-detecting ninjas, we scoop up every last dropping from your dog, cat, or your rabbit. We double-bag the "treasures" to ensure maximum containment, then discreetly deposit them in your outdoor garbage bin. No fuss, no muss, just a clean lawn and a sigh of relief from your grass!

Is your service safe for my pets and lawn?

Absolutely! Our poop-scooping pros use pet-safe tools and techniques, leaving no trace except a pristine yard. We’re like the tooth fairy for dog doo—sneaky, gentle, and gone before you know it. No harsh chemicals, just good ol’ elbow grease to keep your lawn lush and pet-friendly.

What happens if it’s raining or snowing?

Weather’s no match for our poop-picking prowess! Rain, snow, or shine, we’ll brave the elements to keep your yard clean. If conditions are truly apocalyptic (think blizzard or monsoon), we’ll work with you to reschedule faster than a dog chasing a squirrel.

Do you scoop in hard-to-reach areas?

No turd is left behind! We scout every nook and cranny—under bushes, behind sheds, or in that weird corner your dog loves to “decorate.” Our team’s got eagle eyes and ninja moves to ensure your entire property is poop-free.

Can you handle multiple pets or large yards?

Big dogs, small dogs, or a whole menagerie of poop-producers—we’ve got you covered. We scale our service to tackle yards of any size, from tiny townhouse patches to sprawling estates. Got a pack of Great Danes? Bring it on! We’ll scoop like it’s an Olympic sport.

What if I’m not home during the service?

No need to be home! We’re like poop-scooping fairies—swoop in, clean up, and vanish, leaving only a spotless yard. We’ll access your outdoor area (per your instructions) and secure everything when we’re done. You’ll come home to a yard so clean, you’ll think your dog learned to use the toilet.

How do I know when you’ve been there?

Your yard will be spotless, cleaner than a freshly bathed pup! After each visit, we'll send you a quick confirmation via text or email, including photos of your property upon arrival and departure, so you can relax knowing the poop has been expertly handled and your yard is secure.

Is your service eco-friendly?

We’re as green as your lawn (minus the brown spots)! We use biodegradable bags when possible and ensure all waste is disposed of responsibly in your outdoor bin, following local regulations. We also use eco-friendly and pet-friendly sprays. We’re here to save your yard and the planet, one scoop at a time.

How do I sign up or get a quote?

Getting started is easier than teaching a dog to fetch! Just hop on our website, and shoot us a message via our contact form. We’ll provide a free, no-obligation quote based on your yard size and scooping needs. Sign up, and we’ll have your lawn looking pawsome in no time!

Can you service commercial properties like condo complexes or subdivisions?

Absolutely, we’re the poop-scooping pros for commercial properties too! Whether it’s a condo complex, subdivision, or dog park, we’ll keep those pet areas spotless and fresh with our eco-friendly, pet-safe cleaning supplies. We also deodorize to banish any lingering "eau de dog," and we can restock pickup bag stations to keep your community tail-waggingly tidy. Contact us for a custom plan to make your property the cleanest on the block!

Do you offer discounts for military personnel or senior citizens?

Yes, we proudly salute our military heroes and wise seniors with a 10% discount on all our scooping services! Just let us know your status when you sign up, and we’ll apply the savings faster than a puppy chasing a treat. It’s our way of saying thanks for your service and for keeping our lawns poop-free!